May 2013
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May 25th
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“Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale. What a wonderful gift of life. Inhale. Exhale....”
– Iyanla Vanzant (via unconditionedconsciousness)
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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“I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them.”
– Uma Thurman  (via wolvesonfire)
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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“She stopped searching for monsters in her closet when she realized they are...”
– Jasmine Mans & Alysia Harris (via fenice-argento)
May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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merricats: oldmanhoho: you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up” #the highest compliment any pun can receive
May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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Still Start by Kay Ryan : Poetry Magazine →
May 13th
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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I am so disenchanted today. I want to go home.
May 10th
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May 10th
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“Under Moffat’s watch the Doctor has morphed from an alien who loves humans and...”
– x (via draculemihawks)
May 9th
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The problem with engagement rings is that they are all really ugly.
May 9th
May 9th
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May 8th
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The Best April Fools' Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)
jabberwockyx: justatiltedlamp: Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated. So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive? My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst. Letters were posted. All was well. Until this happened… What...
May 8th
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May 7th
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Too many pictures of the couple in their wedding album. There should be more of me. I looked really hot.
May 7th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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“I really don’t know what ‘I love you’ means. I think it means ‘don’t leave me...”
– Neil Gaiman (via sadexistences)
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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“When I wake up in the morning I don’t bound up out of bed and go cook a bowl of...”
– Patton Oswalt , “To Be Loved & Understood” (via nevver)
May 1st
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April 2013
51 posts
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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WatchWatch
pimpmypaws: If you have ever wanted to watch a naked porn star dance and sing a song about a unicorn planet, this is the video for you. And because I’m an adult I will refrain from giggling about penises flopping around.
Apr 28th
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