June 2012
33 posts
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Oh, I forgot that only your opinion matters, even when it comes to things that you haven’t even experienced.
I like how I’ve learned, without even noticing, to stop arguing.
I don’t even like watching films.
How the heck are you supposed to motivate yourself for a job with no schedule and no deadlines?
Ugh I need to work but I would rather just sit here.
Parasitic: Remember that time Monty Python... →
astringofpearls:
whineandbeer:
swankivy:
whineandbeer:
I think we need one for VAGINAS.
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a vagina? Isn’t it awfully good to have a cunt?
It’s swell to have a pussy, it’s divine to own a slit, from the tiniest little coochie to the…
CHURCH OF INDUSTRY: personal/professional →
churchofindustry:
maybe you’re like me. maybe you were raised by fuck ups who were so deep into their own problems they put all of their negativity onto you. maybe because you were “different” or “special” school seemed like the stanford prison experiment. and maybe, for whatever reason, shitty thinking and…
When I get married, I want to be proposed to with...
help I have never had a tumblr crush before
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buttsosaurus:
buttsosaurus:
So today Ryan got this in the mail. I DON’T UNDERSTAND.
Hey remember when this happened? My mom texted me the other day to ask if it was still in the fridge.
Well, is it?
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“If you’re feeling frightened about what comes next, don’t be. Embrace the...”
– Everwood (via julie911)
First Bike Excursion: Success!
I went to the library, got my book, didn’t fall over once, and rode in the street like an adult person.
My top may have fallen off in the middle of traffic.
Oh well, I have nice breasts.
Things I need to do:
Laundry
Dishes
Put dinner together
Work on freaking work stuff
Pette dat catte
Exercise
Things I am actually doing
Thinking about taking a nap
Tumblr
Eating oranges
Petting dat catte
Talking to cute internet strangers
In 5 mins I will begin work or I have to ground myself.
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Cooking Caveman with Jeff Nimoy: Closest Paleo... →
cookingcaveman:
I first read about it HERE. Click the link for more specifics, but in a nutshell, here’s the recipe:
Easiest Wheat-Free Bread Ever!
Ingredients:
1 cup almond butter
3 eggs
1 Tablespoon vinegar
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon sea salt
Instructions:
Blend almond butter…
I really need to try this.
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“this life, it hurts sometimes, and you cry to sleep and you wake up...”
– You Are Remarkable
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“I’m not the silly romantic you think. I don’t want the heavens or the shooting...”
– Shana Abe
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“Some people just need an excuse to do the things they wanted to do in the first...”
– The Decent of Anansi, Larry Niven & Steven Barnes